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本主题由 空气稀薄 于 2008-9-2 13:49 分类

我采访Stone

Interviewer:
Have you heard about the earthquake in
China?

Heart Stone:
Of course, I have. Well, you know, it’s very interesting...Is that karma? When you are not nice, that bad things happen to you.


Interviewer:
Have you heard that Michael Greenburg divorced Sharon Stone 2 year after their marriage?

Heart Stone:
Of course, I have. Well, you know, it’s very interesting...Is that karma? When you are not nice, that bad things happen to you.


Interviewer:
Have you heard that Bill McDonald ended his engagement with Sharon Stone
?

Heart Stone:
Of course, I have. Well, you know, it’s very interesting...Is that karma? When you are not nice, that bad things happen to you.


Interviewer:
Have you heard that Phil Bronstein divorced Sharon Stone
?

Heart Stone:
Of course, I have. Well, you know, it’s very interesting...Is that karma? When you are not nice, that bad things happen to you.


Interviewer:
Have you heard that Sharon Stone has never won an Oscar Award even though she has appeared in dozens of movies?

Heart Stone:
Of course, I have. Well, you know, it’s very interesting...Is that karma? When you are not nice, that bad things happen to you.


Interviewer:
Have you heard about the 911 attack in the
United States?

Heart Stone:
Of course, I have. Well, you know, it’s very interesting...Is that karma? When you are not nice, that bad things happen to you. I hope American people don’t get raged with me to say so.


Interviewer:
Have you heard about the hurricane in the
United States?

Heart Stone:
Of course, I have. Well, you know, it’s very interesting...Is that karma? When you are not nice, that bad things happen to you. I hope American people don’t get raged with me to say so.


Interviewer:
Have you heard that Dalai Lama has been in exile for tens of years?

Heart Stone:
Of course, I have. Well, you know, it’s very interesting...Is that karma? When you are not nice, that bad things happen to you.


Interviewer:
Have you heard that Sharon Stone is being condemned by the whole world?

Heart Stone:
Of course, I have. Well, you know, it’s very interesting...Is that karma? When you are not nice, that bad things happen to you.


采访者:你听说中国地震了吗?
石头心:当然,你知道,这很有趣,这是不是报应啊?当你不好时,坏事情就降临到你头上。

采访者:你听说莎朗斯通和麦克结婚两年后离婚了吗?
石头心:当然,你知道,这很有趣,这是不是报应啊?当你不好时,坏事情就降临到你头上。

采访者:你听说莎朗斯通和男友Bill分手了吗?
石头心:当然,你知道,这很有趣,这是不是报应啊?当你不好时,坏事情就降临到你头上。

采访者:你听说莎朗斯通和Phil离婚了吗?
石头心:当然,你知道,这很有趣,这是不是报应啊?当你不好时,坏事情就降临到你头上。

采访者:你听说莎朗斯通出演几十部电影却没有获得过奥斯卡奖吗?
石头心:当然,你知道,这很有趣,这是不是报应啊?当你不好时,坏事情就降临到你头上。

采访者:你听说美国911袭击了吗?
石头心:当然,你知道,这很有趣,这是不是报应啊?当你不好时,坏事情就降临到你头上。希望美国人不要生我的气。

采访者:你听说美国飓风灾难了吗?
石头心:当然,你知道,这很有趣,这是不是报应啊?当你不好时,坏事情就降临到你头上。希望美国人不要生我的气。

采访者:你听说dl喇嘛被流放几十年了吗?
石头心:当然,你知道,这很有趣,这是不是报应啊?当你不好时,坏事情就降临到你头上。

采访者:你听说莎朗斯通正遭到全世界人民的谴责吗?
石头心:当然,你知道,这很有趣,这是不是报应啊?当你不好时,坏事情就降临到你头上。


[ 本帖最后由 facts 于 2008-5-28 15:20 编辑 ]
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标准的以其人之道还治其人之身.
热爱这个土地
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Bravo !!
我喜欢这两个:呵呵真正体现了KARMA!
Interviewer:
Have you heard about Sharon Stone’s divorce with Michael Greenburg 2 year after their marriage?
Heart Stone:
Of course, I have. Well, you know, it’s very interesting...Is that karma? When you are not nice, that bad things happen to you.

Interviewer:
Have you heard that Sharon Stone ended her engagement with Bill McDonald?
Heart Stone:
Of course, I have. Well, you know, it’s very interesting...Is that karma? When you are not nice, that bad things happen to you.

Ihope Stone will go with KARMA all her LIFE!
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对南都的失望!

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楼主好厉害哦,崇拜!
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晕哦,地板的嘴插的
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挺你!~~写得好!~~~
我们众志成城,抗震救灾,支持奥运,中国加油!~~~
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I like this one...

Interviewer:
Have you heard that Sharon Stone is being condemned by the whole world?
Heart Stone:
Of course, I have. Well, you know, it’s very interesting...Is that karma? When you are not nice, that bad things happen to you.
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原帖由 SmilingAge 于 2008-5-30 20:33 发表
I like this one...

Interviewer:
Have you heard that Sharon Stone is being condemned by the whole world?
Heart Stone:
Of course, I have. Well, you know, it’s very interesting...Is that karma? When  ...
哈哈,强烈要求把这些编进赵本山的小品、郭德纲的相声里!!
郭德纲:讨厌,你这人太讨厌了,应该拉出去枪毙5分钟!
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